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disney-admin:

waywardvictorianbitch:

negacrow:

deliciouskaek:

myjourneymythoughts:

weaponizedstupid:

This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen.

…I swear, just when I think straight people can’t get any worse, shit like this happens.

are you fucking kidding me???

Please tell me this is some kind of joke.

Sadly, I don’t think it is

Yes, we must help them. Those poor poor people. So very marginalized.

I went to their facebook page and it is the very definition of a Poe. I have no idea whatsoever if they are serious or not. Most of the commenters are definitely serious but the whole site and layout just looks cartoon-ish and the little posters are over-the-top ridiculous, like this one, but of course that does not mean it is actually a parody. 

disney-admin:

waywardvictorianbitch:

negacrow:

deliciouskaek:

myjourneymythoughts:

weaponizedstupid:

This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen.

…I swear, just when I think straight people can’t get any worse, shit like this happens.

are you fucking kidding me???

Please tell me this is some kind of joke.

Sadly, I don’t think it is

Yes, we must help them. Those poor poor people. So very marginalized.

I went to their facebook page and it is the very definition of a Poe. I have no idea whatsoever if they are serious or not. Most of the commenters are definitely serious but the whole site and layout just looks cartoon-ish and the little posters are over-the-top ridiculous, like this one, but of course that does not mean it is actually a parody. 

cosplayingchildren:

This is my friend Anne cosplaying as Appa. She found a tiny Aang!

cosplayingchildren:

This is my friend Anne cosplaying as Appa. She found a tiny Aang!

fuckyeahfelines:

“looks like we have ourselves a little standoff…”

fuckyeahfelines:

“looks like we have ourselves a little standoff…”

catsthatlooklikeronswanson:

“I’m giving you a non-electronic book made of paper from a tree. It is called Auto Repair Manual-1982. You will read this book from cover to cover then you will assist me in repairing the damage to my car. I will not report you to the judge but if you slip up again you will have much more to fear than some feeble government employee in a robe.”
(thanks, Vicky and Pigpen!)

catsthatlooklikeronswanson:

I’m giving you a non-electronic book made of paper from a tree. It is called Auto Repair Manual-1982. You will read this book from cover to cover then you will assist me in repairing the damage to my car. I will not report you to the judge but if you slip up again you will have much more to fear than some feeble government employee in a robe.”

(thanks, Vicky and Pigpen!)

fuckyeahfirefly:

If I could make you prettier I would.

fuckyeahfirefly:

If I could make you prettier I would.

cat-shaming:

Vintage cat-shaming.

Cats have no shame, never have. True fact

cat-shaming:

Vintage cat-shaming.

Cats have no shame, never have. True fact

nagromthewicked:

mypantsflewoff:

uncleorpheus:


“She makes these like needlework embroideries on set in the tedium of filming”, says MacFadyen, “but they are all: ‘You Are a Cunt’. And she gives them as presents. And it’s Dame Judi Dench. And she is doing this beautifully, intricate, ornate (work). You kind of see the work materializing as the shoot goes on. Like: ‘You Are a Fucking Shit.’ Knightley never received her embroidered cushion from Dench but remarks: “I love that! She gives this fantastic air. She just sits there and she embroiders and you think: ‘Oh, that’s so nice! It’s Judi Dench. It’s so quaint; she’s embroidering a cushion,’ and you go: ‘What are you embroidering?’ And (it says): ‘Fuck!’ Apparently she’s got hundreds of them just covered in swear words or rude sayings.”

so can i worship judi dench as a religion yet or something

i want to hang out with judi dench REALLY BAD.

I remember reading somewhere that she played D & D with Vin Diesel on the Chronicles of Riddick Set.

nagromthewicked:

mypantsflewoff:

uncleorpheus:

“She makes these like needlework embroideries on set in the tedium of filming”, says MacFadyen, “but they are all: ‘You Are a Cunt’. And she gives them as presents. And it’s Dame Judi Dench. And she is doing this beautifully, intricate, ornate (work). You kind of see the work materializing as the shoot goes on. Like: ‘You Are a Fucking Shit.’ Knightley never received her embroidered cushion from Dench but remarks: “I love that! She gives this fantastic air. She just sits there and she embroiders and you think: ‘Oh, that’s so nice! It’s Judi Dench. It’s so quaint; she’s embroidering a cushion,’ and you go: ‘What are you embroidering?’ And (it says): ‘Fuck!’ Apparently she’s got hundreds of them just covered in swear words or rude sayings.”

so can i worship judi dench as a religion yet or something

i want to hang out with judi dench REALLY BAD.

I remember reading somewhere that she played D & D with Vin Diesel on the Chronicles of Riddick Set.

fyeahnerdylolitas:

Miss Holmes and Miss Watson!
This past weekend I went to Sherlock Seattle. It was their first year (and my first con) and it was amazing! I put together a Lolita Sherlock cosplay. I won for Most Creative in the cosplay contest!

Me and Irene Adler

I embroidered the bee on my bloomers the night before I left for Seattle. Fandom in-jokes FTW!
Submitted by april-likes-things!

fyeahnerdylolitas:

Miss Holmes and Miss Watson!

This past weekend I went to Sherlock Seattle. It was their first year (and my first con) and it was amazing! I put together a Lolita Sherlock cosplay. I won for Most Creative in the cosplay contest!

Me and Irene Adler

I embroidered the bee on my bloomers the night before I left for Seattle. Fandom in-jokes FTW!

Submitted by april-likes-things!

getoutoftherecat:

get off there cat. i need that arm to do more important things than support your body weight.

This cat is magnificent, like the platonic form of cat, he is a fluffy ball of not giving a fuck.

getoutoftherecat:

get off there cat. i need that arm to do more important things than support your body weight.

This cat is magnificent, like the platonic form of cat, he is a fluffy ball of not giving a fuck.

saydolly:

whitewhine:

Dear Austin,
I’m very sorry. I did not know that your life actually mattered. Your phone is in the mail.
- President Obama

I’m just trying to understand the correlation between having a phone, homeless people, and having a future.”

There have been some programs to get really basic phones for homeless people, so they can call someone in an emergency, have a number to give potential employers or landlords, a way for social workers to reliably get a hold of them, etc. Basically, some people are trying to get homeless people free phones so they have a really basic tool to help them survive and maybe improve their lives, you know, insignificant bullshit like that.

saydolly:

whitewhine:

Dear Austin,

I’m very sorry. I did not know that your life actually mattered. Your phone is in the mail.

- President Obama

I’m just trying to understand the correlation between having a phone, homeless people, and having a future.”

There have been some programs to get really basic phones for homeless people, so they can call someone in an emergency, have a number to give potential employers or landlords, a way for social workers to reliably get a hold of them, etc. Basically, some people are trying to get homeless people free phones so they have a really basic tool to help them survive and maybe improve their lives, you know, insignificant bullshit like that.

lord-kitschener:

spastasmagoria:

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you do not belong in a thoracic cage. you are not lungs you are a cat.

YOU ARE NOT LUNGS YOU ARE A CAT. 
… 
DONT YOU TELL ME WHAT DO. 

Cat’s don’t give a fuck, cats do what they want.

lord-kitschener:

spastasmagoria:

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you do not belong in a thoracic cage. you are not lungs you are a cat.

YOU ARE NOT LUNGS YOU ARE A CAT. 

… 

DONT YOU TELL ME WHAT DO. 

Cat’s don’t give a fuck, cats do what they want.

cosmo tip #457

expertcosmotips:

If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.

nerdsenjoysextoo:

As I’ve never had a boyfriend around that time of year, this is definitely the highlight of my Valentines season xD

Last year, when I got to the grocery store on February 15 (at 9 in the morning, I will add), they had already sold out of all the valentine’s candy, minus some conversation hearts and raspberry peeps. I found this out because another girl came a few moments before me and was in the middle of being told by the stock guy that yes, that really was all there was. She looked up at me and in that moment I experienced, for the first time, true communication just from a look, we shared a look saying “welp, officially no point to Valentine’s day”

nerdsenjoysextoo:

As I’ve never had a boyfriend around that time of year, this is definitely the highlight of my Valentines season xD

Last year, when I got to the grocery store on February 15 (at 9 in the morning, I will add), they had already sold out of all the valentine’s candy, minus some conversation hearts and raspberry peeps. I found this out because another girl came a few moments before me and was in the middle of being told by the stock guy that yes, that really was all there was. She looked up at me and in that moment I experienced, for the first time, true communication just from a look, we shared a look saying “welp, officially no point to Valentine’s day”

morbidfashion:

Seahorse skeleton earrings
www.sourpussclothing.com

morbidfashion:

Seahorse skeleton earrings

www.sourpussclothing.com

moniquill:

southcarolinaboy:

noxaldia:

fffuck

[colorful dress]

[Rainbow Dash at the Grand Galloping Gala cosplay]

moniquill:

southcarolinaboy:

noxaldia:

fffuck

[colorful dress]

[Rainbow Dash at the Grand Galloping Gala cosplay]