Shiny!

IS THAT HOGWARTS?

For goodness’ sake, why does no one ever read Hogwarts, a History!? The castle is Medieval, not Victorian or Edwardian (I mean, seriously?)

bedky:

please?

make it blue…

I want it just the way it is, well, narcoleptic spinner not included.

I wanna have a tea here.

There should always be tentacles.

Thought the first: I want to do that

Second thought: Nah, one night of really vigorous sex would shift the whole thing about too much.