New pattern: Diadem
Since it is, after all, September 1rst, a day sacred to our people, I decided I finally needed to give into my Harry Potter nerdom and make house tea blends, and because I am me the labels are dedicated to femmey fan goodness
Roar Gryffindor! This spicy (and dark red) cup of tea is perfect for the bold and daring Gryffindor. The chocolate, vanilla, and pumpkin accent flavors provide a warm and comforting backdrop for the spicy chai flavors to play against, because in addition to being bold adventurers, Gryffindors are also good friends.
Huzzah Hufflepuff! While folks in the other houses may be running around hopped up on caffeine and ambition, Hufflepuff just relaxes (honey badger don’t care) with this sweet, comforting herbal blend of roobios and honeybush, accented with vanilla and caramel and spiked with soothing calmomile and lemon verbena.
Soar Ravenclaw! This blend is spicy, jammy, offbeat, and highly caffeinated, perfect for long night study sessions or for getting up and ready for classes after a long night of experimenting with ovomancy.
Sssslytherin! This blend is sharp and ambitious, combining lively citrus mate to get you where you are going, bright peppermint to keep you sharp, and smoky gunpowder to keep people guessing.
Hogwarts Houses: Ravenclaw
Rowena Rawenclaw and Helga Hufflepuff
A headcanon tale of an epic lady friendship. Based on a scene from a certain bbc show-that-shall-not-be-named.
I blame Eva for this.
I mean, it makes more sense really.
Coincidentally this is also Doctor Who’s motto. Once you attain a certain level of Ravenclaw-ness you can save the world with a Jammy Dodger.
RAVENCLAW! RAVENCLAW! GO GO GO!