EXCLUSIVE: Cat Reveals Secret Behind Fluffy Coat
Mendel is no stranger to the cat walk. His fluffy fur coat has been on fashion runways from New York to Milan, and for years its thickness and sheen have been a trade secret.
But no longer.
In an exclusive interview with The Fluffington Post, Mendel’s personal assistant revealed just how he achieves such a luxurious mane.
“His sister Sweet Pea runs him through the spin cycle about once a week,” says Chester Logan, who has worked with the fashionable cat for a little more than six months. “It’s the gentle cycle of course. After a tumble in the dryer, he comes out looking pretty lush.”
Submitted by Emily Booth Varan.
Kitten Finishes Doctoral Thesis
After nearly three straight months of work, Jack the kitten has put the finishing touches on his doctoral thesis. The paper explores the relationship between socio-economic status and overall health, and will be reviewed by professors at Princeton University this fall.
“He just crashed as soon as he finished it,” says Cody Brinks, a friend. “I told him not to have all those energy drinks, but he wouldn’t listen.”
Cat Can’t Relax Due to Instagram
According to reports, a kitty named Hudson is having a near impossible time trying to get in a cat nap this morning. The reason? Instagram.
“Every time Hudson closes his eyes, some jerk shows up with a camera trying to take a picture,” said a source close to the situation. ”As if there aren’t already enough photos of sleeping cats on Instagram!”
Via This is Awkward.
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Endangered Cloud Leopard Cub Finds His Tickle Spot
It’s a little known fact about cloud leopards that each one has a tickle spot — an area on their body that when tickled can completely incapacitate the giant cat. In the video above, representatives from the Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium in Tacoma, WA demonstrate on a cub this non-lethal and completely humane way to absolutely delight these majestic beasts.