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“She crawled between his sleek, hairless calves (for he had shucked off his leggings) and she moaned some private tune with a satisfied smirk on her face.”
-Wicked, Gregory Maguire
Awww yeah

“For most of history - before spacecraft, before telescopes when we were still largely immersed in magical thinking - the Moon was an enigma”. 
- The Demon Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark, Carl Sagan.
I guess my sex life is an enigma

muirinn:

“She crawled between his sleek, hairless calves (for he had shucked off his leggings) and she moaned some private tune with a satisfied smirk on her face.”

-Wicked, Gregory Maguire

Awww yeah

“For most of history - before spacecraft, before telescopes when we were still largely immersed in magical thinking - the Moon was an enigma”. 

- The Demon Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark, Carl Sagan.

I guess my sex life is an enigma

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